I really have to stop using the phrase
"Turned up to 11".
Half the people I say it to don't understand the reference
And the other half are surprised I even know the reference-
makes for some very awkward chuckles.
Mar 27, 2010
XXVII.
So I've slacked.
A bit.
Ok. A lot.
But I missed you.
Quite a bit.
So here are 6 impossible things before breakfast.
1. True love.
Impossible... but it totally exists
2. Zombies
There's a survival guide for a reason
3. Aliens
Really? Only One planet in the infinity of space has life on it? Fat chance.
4. The world on the other side of your dryer where the socks disappear to
If it doesn't exist.... where the hell are all of my socks?
5. The guy in the romantic comedy
Where did the idea of this character come from? Write what you know. Apparently everyone who
writes romantic comedies knows this one guy. He must be very popular.
6. Immortality
Become famous. You'll live forever.
A bit.
Ok. A lot.
But I missed you.
Quite a bit.
So here are 6 impossible things before breakfast.
1. True love.
Impossible... but it totally exists
2. Zombies
There's a survival guide for a reason
3. Aliens
Really? Only One planet in the infinity of space has life on it? Fat chance.
4. The world on the other side of your dryer where the socks disappear to
If it doesn't exist.... where the hell are all of my socks?
5. The guy in the romantic comedy
Where did the idea of this character come from? Write what you know. Apparently everyone who
writes romantic comedies knows this one guy. He must be very popular.
6. Immortality
Become famous. You'll live forever.
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