Why is it that everytime i hit
"next blog"
i have to read about some random person's brats?
I don't care,
please stop blogging about them.
Nov 28, 2009
XXII.
Is it strange that the name
Also keep in mind that i am extremely Drunk.
That is all.
Edward Cullen
genuinely strikes fear into my heart?
Also keep in mind that i am extremely Drunk.
That is all.
Nov 27, 2009
Nov 12, 2009
XIX.
Now Strangers are offering to clean my car....
So this is what rock bottom feels like....
...oddly familiar.
XVIII.
One Time,
I was drunk at DisneyWorld
watching Finding Nemo- The Musical
Side Note: Everyone involved with the production
should volunteered to be shot and killed
because it was so horrible
minding my own business
and the large woman next to me whipped out her tit and started breast feeding...
So i took a picture.
She gave me a look like i was the weirdo.
People today...
bunch of savages.
Nov 7, 2009
XVI.
Dear Lady in the car next to me who is doing her make up and is in curlers,
Nice.
Love,
Stephanie
Nice.
Love,
Stephanie
Nov 4, 2009
XIV.
I signed into myspace for the first time in a long time
and i had a bunch of messages
"Hey sweetie, add me"
"Lookin hot, we should talk sometime"
and so on and so forth.
But there is just one that is so good i have to share it with the world.
Title: Please Endeavor to Reply
Subject:
Hi ya, I enjoyed going through ya profile. Its very interesting u know....I wanna know you better....I like making my friends happy....There is this saying that whatever you give to a woman she multiply it and give it to you double....Example give her money...she give you a palatable meal....Give her a warm smile...she give you happiness at home....Give her sperm...She give you a lovely kid.....Cheerio pretty...
He was from Nigeria though, so maybe this is an acceptable pick up line.
And i thought the worst pick up line i've ever gotten was:
"I'd like to gang bang you, without the gang."
Nov 3, 2009
XIII.
Are people shocked at this news?
Because all I can think when I read the Headline:
Because all I can think when I read the Headline:
"Pet Bear Kills Pennsylvanian Woman"
is:Well, Yeah. It's a bear.
Nov 2, 2009
XII.
So....
Where are all those nice,
awkward,
borderline creepy,
wildly attractive,
geeky guys
that the movies tell us exist?
Where are all those nice,
awkward,
borderline creepy,
wildly attractive,
geeky guys
that the movies tell us exist?
Nov 1, 2009
XI.
Driving down the road, I saw a sign that said:
So I did.
I'm beginning to get the feeling that i'm very impressionable.
"GIVE BLOOD"
So I did.
I'm beginning to get the feeling that i'm very impressionable.
X.
When People ask me "What's good?"
I sincerely have no idea how to answer them.
Do I say- "Nothing much."?
That sounds very pessimistic.
But if i say-
"Massages."
"Kobe Beef."
or"Zombies"
I get looked at funny.I'm just trying to answer your question.
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