XXX.

There's a funny thing about band-aids-

You always feel like the best way to deal with them is to just rip it off quick, get it out of the way....

because there is this silly notion that it will hurt less,

But, what happens if the wound wasn't done healing?

And you spent so much time worrying about how much ripping off the band-aid will hurt, that you didn't stop to think that maybe you still need that band-aid.

There's nothing good about a healing wound in the open, so susceptible.

So-
after much though
I've realized that

Maybe it's better if we just let the band-aids fall off on their own.

XXIX.

I make series of bad decisions.

And I find myself not trying to change that.

Some say it's stupid...

I say-

...well, at least it keeps things interesting.

XXVIII.

I really have to stop using the phrase
  
     
                        "Turned up to 11".


Half the people I say it to don't understand the reference


                       And the other half are surprised I even know the reference-


makes for some very awkward chuckles.

XXVII.

So I've slacked.

                             A bit.


Ok. A lot.

                          But I missed you.
Quite a bit.

 So here are 6 impossible things before breakfast.


1. True love.
             Impossible... but it totally exists
2. Zombies
             There's a survival guide for a reason
3. Aliens
              Really? Only One planet in the infinity of space has life on it? Fat chance.
4. The world on the other side of your dryer where the socks disappear to
               If it doesn't exist.... where the hell are all of my socks?
5. The guy in the romantic comedy
               Where did the idea of this character come from? Write what you know. Apparently everyone who
                writes romantic comedies knows this one guy. He must be very popular.
6. Immortality
                Become famous. You'll live forever.