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Lies and Persuasions
Oct 31, 2009
You know your friends think you have bad taste in men
When they try to set you up and you have to ask
"Does this one have a job?"
And they reply,
"Since when does that matter?"
"Just for Men" commercials
really just shout out Mid-Life Crisis.
Then i just give up and agree with you,
because it's probably easier.
Omnificent 3rd Person
is my favorite kind of person.
Sometimes I miss having gay friends around...
there's no one around to pick out clothes for me...
or assure me that it's ok to drink as long as it's almost 12pm.
I think if i was forced into a situation where i had to dispose of a human body,
and the only way i could get rid of it was by eating it,
I would make a ManWhich
just for the comedic value.
Is it bad that my catch phrase of the week
has been having to do with
punching people in the head?
Every time the movie "Selena" is on tv, i have to watch it.
I'm not really sure.
If the power were to go out for a year, people would turn into animals, batteries would be like money.
Start Stocking Up.